White Winter
It's snowing in the metro area today, and yet the urbanites continue to cruise around in their FUVs down our one way sloped streets without a care in the world or even so much as a hint toward a second thought about the brilliantness of their decisions.
Congratulations, my fellow city-dwellers. Today you have distinguished yourselves as complete morons. Why not repeat that fun pinball game you all started last year. Don't let player one win. That would be a disgrace to your honor and your ... moronicness.
But please, whatever you do, don't continue your escapades on my crayon-colored street.
Please.
I like my front door.
But. On the upside:
The park will be beautiful.
So long as I get up there before everyone else who has already thought "you know, I bet the park will be beautiful" beats me to it.
Their hoofprints will ruin everything.
I hope they go drive their cars instead.
But no, I'm not that cruel-hearted.
Not really.
Congratulations, my fellow city-dwellers. Today you have distinguished yourselves as complete morons. Why not repeat that fun pinball game you all started last year. Don't let player one win. That would be a disgrace to your honor and your ... moronicness.
But please, whatever you do, don't continue your escapades on my crayon-colored street.
Please.
I like my front door.
But. On the upside:
The park will be beautiful.
So long as I get up there before everyone else who has already thought "you know, I bet the park will be beautiful" beats me to it.
Their hoofprints will ruin everything.
I hope they go drive their cars instead.
But no, I'm not that cruel-hearted.
Not really.
2 Thought(s):
Yes you are, dearie.
Don't lie.
Keep your (albethem honest) butagg* comments to yourself.
Please.
On another note - Question: how is a winabato* like a Winebago?
Answer: Not at all.
* These nonesense words thanks to blogger word verification. Keeping the hoodlums off our blog comments. Amen.
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