Right, so where then?

It's easy to make a lot of conclusions. Logical, true - but not always ethical, not always emotional. But still, they are easily made nonetheless.

Often - too often, they turn out to be pretty accuate. So here they are, then:

You are a terrible polar bear. If the world were made of white fluffy snow, you wouldn't begin to fit in. But you aren't any good at being a black bear, either. Because if the world were made of piles of black coal, you'd stick out like a sore thumb. Then again, you're a pretty rubbish brown bear too. If everything were suddenly covered in layers of dark chocolate forest terrain, you'd be like an orange in the middle of the stormy ocean.

Come to think of it, maybe you're just a terrible bear.

But I don't have the time to make any more conclusions about what sort of animal you might be good at being. All I know is that you make a terrible polar bear, and you should probably stop that.

It's bad for the ecosystem.

-RK