Teen Titans speaks for America:
America is obviously good. And after how many years, Britain is still the bad guy. He even makes a point to wear a union-jack outfit and post union-jack stickers all over his house. He's got red hair and busts it out like John Lennon. And he'll say "bloomin'" constantly, call you and your buddies a "lot", and if you piss him off, he'll blow you up.
Silly American, this makes it glaringly obvious that he's evil.
And if you're some kind of sick hybrid of American and Bristish? Hm. Well, you could stop being an ass and get over that British crap -- because if you say "trousers" or call our freedom fries "chips", we'll stare at you like you're from Mars. And we don't like Martians. I think H.G. Wells proved that well enough for us.
Whew, it's a damn good thing America isn't prejudice anymore.
-RK
Silly American, this makes it glaringly obvious that he's evil.
And if you're some kind of sick hybrid of American and Bristish? Hm. Well, you could stop being an ass and get over that British crap -- because if you say "trousers" or call our freedom fries "chips", we'll stare at you like you're from Mars. And we don't like Martians. I think H.G. Wells proved that well enough for us.
Whew, it's a damn good thing America isn't prejudice anymore.
-RK
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What I want to know is: What were you doing watching Teen Titans in the first place, horrible travesty that it is?
It was sunday. I didn't want to remember the fact that I had homework, nor that I had to be anywhere at any given time. And so, like the rest of society, I turned off my mind and sat drooling in front of the television set.
However, it's not so bad. Despite the dialogue is both antiquated and poorly constructed, along with said issue, I enjoi it well enough to perform above-stated action. Unlike, say, s-CRY-ed which is just retarded.
Elo duckies...
lol
couldn't resist
- Skynes
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