Notes Post Hence.
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A bowl of completely random veggies atop ice is the best way in the world to finish a day at the spa.
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One should avoid reading trilogies, series, and any continuous story-line when the author has yet to finish the 'story'. If one is foolhearty enough to attempt such an inanely unintelligent act, one will find that after one has completed the reading up to the point of publication, one will only become frustrated, aggitated, and even raging. This could lead to hypertension, sweating, nausea, vomitting, sleep apnea, swelling, irritableness, and an increased sense of self-loathing. In such an event, one should return all such written material to the nearest facility and remove all knowledge of the aforementioned 'story'. Should one ignore these instructions, serious ingury could occur and in extreme cases: death.
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Good idea: Baking
Bad idea: Burning oneself each and every time one attempts the sport.
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Meet the Fockers was amusing, if not incredibly rude and absurd. Should you venture into your local theatre to view this movie, please remember that such viewing material is not fit for those of weak stomach, weak moral construct, or under the age of the legal drinking age or under the maturity level thereof. Please, keep this thoughts in mind. Thank you.
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Butter Cream frosting does not taste like butter. I repeat, Butter Cream frosting - though it may sound as if it ought to - does not taste like butter
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End transmition...
-RK
A bowl of completely random veggies atop ice is the best way in the world to finish a day at the spa.
***
One should avoid reading trilogies, series, and any continuous story-line when the author has yet to finish the 'story'. If one is foolhearty enough to attempt such an inanely unintelligent act, one will find that after one has completed the reading up to the point of publication, one will only become frustrated, aggitated, and even raging. This could lead to hypertension, sweating, nausea, vomitting, sleep apnea, swelling, irritableness, and an increased sense of self-loathing. In such an event, one should return all such written material to the nearest facility and remove all knowledge of the aforementioned 'story'. Should one ignore these instructions, serious ingury could occur and in extreme cases: death.
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Good idea: Baking
Bad idea: Burning oneself each and every time one attempts the sport.
***
Meet the Fockers was amusing, if not incredibly rude and absurd. Should you venture into your local theatre to view this movie, please remember that such viewing material is not fit for those of weak stomach, weak moral construct, or under the age of the legal drinking age or under the maturity level thereof. Please, keep this thoughts in mind. Thank you.
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Butter Cream frosting does not taste like butter. I repeat, Butter Cream frosting - though it may sound as if it ought to - does not taste like butter
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End transmition...
-RK
2 Thought(s):
I'm really loving the random veggies bowl... it's so, KENTUCKY! ;)
Thanks for the advice. I too have faced such dangerous symptoms as irritability, agitation, and hypertension resulting from an incomplete book series. Serious injury did indeed occur, albeit to people around me, rather than myself.
And no, proper buttercream frosting doesn't taste like butter - did you know REAL buttercream is made with a sugar syrup in a double boiler? I don't know if the kind you had was the double-boiler kind or the whip-it-up-in-the-mixer kind. If you haven't had REAL buttercream, you should. It's really silky...mmm...
Well how was that for random drivel? Great, now I'm salivating over the frosting. Bah humbug.
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